Author Archives: Rowland Gomes

Warning! Latest Deadly Mouse Virus! (Shocking News!)


VERY IMPORTANT! You Must DISINFECT your Computer Mouse immediately! Your mouse might be infected by the latest deadly virus, known as “Ridsect”, believed to be created by the most notable Russian hacker guru, Mikal Emagnnuf-Ahctog! It kills your mouse and then crawls up the cable to destroy your entire computer system!

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Signs of Wisdom (Juicy Emails)


Sent by Philip Kong

A guy is 84 years old and loves to fish.

He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, ‘Pick me up.’

He looked around and couldn’t see anyone.

He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, ‘Pick me up.’

He looked in the water and there, sitting on top of a leaf, was a frog.

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What Should I Do To Marry a Rich Guy? (Juicy Emails)


Sent by: Philip Kong

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I’m going to be honest of what I’m going to say here. I’m 25 this year. I’m very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above.

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Peace-Loving Muslims have been made Irrelevant by their SILENCE! (Shocking News!)


Peace-Loving Muslims have been made Irrelevant by their SILENCE!
They will awaken one day and find that the Fanatics OWN them!

‘We are told again and again by ‘experts’ and ‘talking heads’ that Islam is the religion of peace, and that the vast majority of Muslims just want to live in peace. Although this unqualified assertion may be true, it is entirely irrelevant. It is meaningless fluff, meant to make us feel better, and meant to somehow diminish the spectra of fanatics rampaging across the globe in the name of Islam.

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Obama is Pro-Islam and He Prays with the Muslims! (Shocking News!)

Obama removes his shoes at the Blue Mosque April 7, 2009, in Istanbul.

I received an email yesterday inciting all non-Muslims that Obama is Pro-Islam and that he prays with Muslims. This sender tries to indicate that Obama is Pro-Islam and since Islam is unfortunately viewed by many as a terrorist religion, Obama may be a Pro-Terrorist! Is Obama attempting to declare USA as an Islamic Nation?

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Kadazan & Dusun Languages are becoming Extinct! (Shocking News!)

Joanna Rampas - Unduk Ngadau 2007

The Kadazan and Dusun original languages are being prevailed over by a politically structured new language and they will gradually fade into oblivion (extinct). This newly created language will despondently obliterate the cultural identity of these ethnic groups in being “Pure” Kadazans or “Pure” Dusun.

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